Dear diary, my kids brutalized me in Risk®️ today. I taught them both to play yesterday and dominated, as expected.
We played again today, and they both hammered me. It was embarrassing. But, I appreciated that.
I told them, “It wouldn’t be as fun to play if y’all didn’t give me competition.” after my son told me he would leave me alone during a round.
They pitied me! That’s bananas😅